Life Rules According
to My Toddler
- Don’t feel compelled to choose favorite foods. Eat tons of one thing one day and then none of it the next.
- Decide on a certain activity (“outside”) and then demand it every day after breakfast.
- If an item is in a bag or in a drawer, take it out and put it somewhere else. Repeatedly.
- Do anything for fruit snacks.
- If you find a tiny loose item, clearly it belongs in a hole of some sort – try the keyhole on the door first, then the dog’s kong.
- Multiple pieces of the same toy should never all be in the same room. Ever.
- When deciding on which book to read before bed, refuse every one except the last one. Any other time you should ask to read every book a minimum of five times.
- When someone gives you horsie rides, they should always wear bunny ears.
- Peak - a - boo is the solution to every conflict. And fruit snacks
- Taking a walk is code for time to examine every thing on the side walk ... and in the grass ... and any nearby area.
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